Episodes

Monday Mar 09, 2015
BTL #145 - FANATICAL CLAPPING OPPORTUNITIES - 3/10/15
Monday Mar 09, 2015
Monday Mar 09, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. Democrats everywhere to Hillary Clinton: Please stop doing the things you do
2. DOJ report paints a compelling picture of how wonderful it is to be white in Ferguson, America
3. Republican American President Bibi Netanyahu offers the fanatical clapping opportunity GOP politicians have so desperately been missing
4. Shadow Speaker Nancy Pelosi passes a clean DHS funding bill, leaves the boys to their silly squabbles
5. We again name-check the Democrats the voted to override the Keystone veto, this time with fury
6. Maryland Senate race poised to offer the exciting inter-party war we’ve been waiting for

Wednesday Feb 11, 2015
BTL #141 - ADVICE ON LICKING SUBWAY POLES - 2/11/15
Wednesday Feb 11, 2015
Wednesday Feb 11, 2015

Monday Jan 19, 2015
BTL #138 - CREDIBLE CONTENDERS - 1/20/15
Monday Jan 19, 2015
Monday Jan 19, 2015

Monday Nov 10, 2014
BTL #131 - NOTHING CAN'T BE UNDONE - 11/10/14
Monday Nov 10, 2014
Monday Nov 10, 2014
In Which We Discuss:
1. As far as elections go, we’re not going to say everything is hopeless, but we are going to say that you need to do better next time, America! We’ve blogged about how: Post-Election Blues: 14 Ways To Get Even
2. Voters everywhere voted both for and against everything they stand for this election day. Hey voters, you don’t get to have two opinions on the same issue!
3. The Lame Duck session is shaping up to look more like a healthy and virile duck session.
4. SCOTUS invites a serious case of deja vu with a slate of new, high-profile cases that suspiciously like the old ones.
5. We now have 3,000 troops in Iraq, but don’t worry, they aren’t “one the ground.” The are just soldiers deployed to a war-torn region who have no particular mandate or agenda...nothing to see here.
6. Goodbye Michele Bachmann and Steve Stockman, hello Glen Grothman, who will carry on your tradition of rhyming last names and insane agendas.
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*We apologize for the audio issue at the very end of the podcast. Audio geniuses we are not, but hilarity geniuses? That you can count on!

Monday Nov 03, 2014
BTL #130 - THE SOAP OPERA EPIDEMIC - 11/3/14
Monday Nov 03, 2014
Monday Nov 03, 2014
In Which We Discuss:
1. We’re going to lose the Senate, guys. Sorry we’ve been lying to you. Cali sun and whatnot...
2. Colorado sneaks a personhood amendment onto the ballot by convincing voters it will save their unborn babies from drunk drivers. Screw you, Colorado!
3. Do not mess with Kaci Hicox. She WILL take a one-hour rural bike ride if she damn well pleases.
4. North Korea is on the frontlines of the war against Japenese Ebola and South Korean Soap Operas, both epidemics invented by North Korea.
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Monday Oct 20, 2014
BTL #128 - SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS - 10/21/14
Monday Oct 20, 2014
Monday Oct 20, 2014
In Which We Discuss:
1. If @LenaDunham’s book and Lila Nordstrom’s memory are any any guide, mock slavery social experiments were how history got taught to a generation of NYC kids in the 90s.
2. Newly appointed Ebola czar is not the czar John McCain would have picked if he was in favor of appointing czars which he’s not so stop asking him about it.
3. U.S. practices favorite kind of armchair diplomacy - air-dropping “lethal aid” on rebels with ambiguous goals.
4. Politico poll proves that it’s easy to be panicked about everything when you know nothing about anything.
5. This week in #HillaryPillory - Thought-crime strikes again, this time care of @Harpers
6. #SCOTUS faces their biggest gender divide yet...and not over gender issues. #VoterID
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Sunday Oct 12, 2014
BTL #127 - ARMED WITH A SANDWICH - 10/13/14
Sunday Oct 12, 2014
Sunday Oct 12, 2014

Sunday Jul 06, 2014
BTL #115 - THE NRA-SANCTIONED ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - 7/7/14
Sunday Jul 06, 2014
Sunday Jul 06, 2014
In Which We Discuss:
1. We apprehensively present you with good jobs news that we are in no way are convinced is real. But Hooray! (?)
2. Isn’t it so totally awesome how running a business is exactly like running a government bureaucracy. Except, like, the opposite of that.
3. McDaniel/Cochran is the gift that keeps on giving. This week’s gift includes $1000 in exchange for evidence of voter fraud.
4. This week on Hillary Pillory: Polling proof that going into public is a major liability with all voting groups aside from women between the ages of 29 and 30 and non-Wal-Mart weekly shoppers
5. This week in stupid White House petitions, if Tim Howard can figure out how to stop ISIS, we’re game

Monday Jun 30, 2014
BTL #114 - BECAUSE JESUS - 7/1/14
Monday Jun 30, 2014
Monday Jun 30, 2014
In Which We Discuss:
1. Supreme Court now in the business of telling women how to use their own bodies. Because Jesus.
2. A whole bunch of stodgy white men are not happy with Obama’s attempts to accomplish things
3. Thad Cochran finds that getting elected can lead to having voters all up in your grill
4. Hillary Pillory: Is now a good time to casually forget about Iraq?
5. The World Cup is apparently going to make America the Socialist Utopia we’ve always dreamed of
6. We find proof that anti-immigration advocates wear disgusting underwear

Sunday May 18, 2014
BTL #108 - BRAIN DAMAGE CONTROL - 5/19/14
Sunday May 18, 2014
Sunday May 18, 2014
In Which We Discuss:
1. NY Times editor ouster shows a surprising lack of media strategy at the paper of record
2. Neurologist Karl Rove has new medical theory that fake concussions can amount to serious brain damage when it comes to political rivals
3. Republicans show increasingly marginal grasp on cause-and-effect in their choice to
block VA funding then be furious about poor veterans care
4. We are going to investigate Benghazi again, this time focusing on the “beginning,” “middle,” and “end”
5. Improbably, somebody with the name Butch Otter is the least ridiculous person at the Idaho GOP gubernatorial debates