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    December 13, 2015 @ 11:28 pm

    BTL # 180 - HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS - 12/14/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. 195 Countries are willing to take a chance on believing in climate change, which is a far better percentage than in our own Congress


    2. Ted Cruz is the new second-place frontrunner in the GOP primary because...he’s actually in first place somewhere!


    3. Trump decides we should ban all Muslims...except the rich/important kind.  So don’t worry, the bin Ladens can still visit you!


    4. Just about everybody is threatening to leave the GOP and run independently over a contested convention that hasn’t happened yet


    5. The rent is still too damn high, but Jimmy McMillan is retiring so now nobody is working on it


    6. America is losing on several fronts most notably the soda, chicken wing, and hippo-related ones


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    November 9, 2015 @ 12:10 am

    BTL #176 - THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD - 11/9/15

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. Tuesday’s election results are garbage.  Election day is for voting you fools!


    2. Ben Carson goes on the defensive about his bio, promising Americans from the bottom of his heart that he definitely did stab somebody

    3. Nothing’s funny about the Keystone pipeline, so hooray!  We’ll never have to mention it ever again!

    4. Jeb can fix it.  Not his image, but “it” is all taken care of.  Whew.

    5. MSNBC’s Democratic forum is forgotten about by 99.9% of the 2% of people who even knew about it in the first place

    6. Fox News gets the facts right, the tone confusingly wrong, while reporting on this month’s jobs numbers

    7. Christians rush to the rescue of a heartbroken Baby Jesus, who in addition to taking on all of our sin now must mourn the loss of his beloved Starbucks seasonal cups

    8. Sinkhole Radio returns with warnings about the many dangers, both syrup and parking-related, of going to an IHOP

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    October 25, 2015 @ 10:55 pm

    BTL #174 - POLITICALLY SUICIDAL - 10/26/15

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. Benghazi hearings prove that Hillary Clinton could have been a champion filibusterer. Oh, what could have been!


    2. The Democratic post-debate carnage was so bad that they lost candidates who weren’t even running.

    3. Sorry Jeb!, it turns out that all the money in the world can’t buy you...campaign contributors?

    4. Iowa Frontrunner Ben Carson’s biggest political weakness turns out to be his only professional qualification

    5. Paul Ryan’s diagnosis after joining the speaker race: politically suicidal.  Let’s have some fun!

    6. House needs a pick-me-up after failed Benghazi hearings, decides to repeal Obamacare again because that’s always comforting

    7. No matter where he is, what he’s doing, or which gays he’s passing judgement on, David Vitter will hire a prostitute because regular friend won’t have sex with you for money

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    June 22, 2015 @ 11:20 pm

    BTL #159 - NORTH KOREAN DERRING-DO - 6/23/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. Like the president and Jon Stewart, we’re sick and tired of thinking of something new to say about white domestic terrorists and their totally legal super-deadly arsenals.

    2. Proving they’re only 250 years behind the times, South Carolina may finally take down their state confederate flag.  It’s time to admit the dream is dead, guys.

    3. Speaking of dreams, 2016 is going to be the year we finally get to officially not vote for Donald Trump.

    4. Math and science finally prove that once you know Bernie Sanders, you have no choice but to love him. 

    5. The GOP’s Catholic hopefuls now must explain why their faith is guiding them to deny science even the Pope knows is true.

    6. Women continue to get 77% of what they ask for in their battle to be on the $20

    7. North Korea cures everything using a top secret combination minerals and derring-do.

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    June 8, 2015 @ 11:29 pm

    BTL #157 - SNAKES AND SINKHOLES - 6/9/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. Sadly, Hastert’s attempt to rid the nation of corrupt legislators in the Clinton years was always destined to be incomplete.  Turns out he was one of them.

    2. Not even a clown car can contain the current GOP field.  And evidently the Democratic party can’t contain their candidates since none of them are actually members.

    3. Will the Biden’s ever catch a break?  For God’s sake!

    4. Jobs.  We have more of them than we used to.

    5. Patriot Act.  We have less of it than we used to.

    6. Duggars go on television to further explain their terrible choices, further embarrass their daughters 

    7. A rare supercombo of Snakes AND Sinkholes strike this week’s news!

    8. Huckabee.  This guy.

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    May 3, 2015 @ 9:23 pm

    BTL #153 - FOLK HERO - 5/3/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1.  An important review of Bernie Sanders’ long-forgotten folk career

    2.  Baltimore finally has a folk hero and, more importantly, an indictment

    3.  Ben Carson hopes to add a sequel to his hit TV biopic. Cuba Gooding-Jr is probably still available.

    4. New Bridegate developments strike at the very moment Chris Christie would have liked to have been announcing

    5. Rick Santorum cannot tolerate your gay marriage due to the fact that it caused 9/11 but is totally cool if Bruce Jenner feels he’s a woman.  Who is he to judge?

    6. Biggest boxing match in history pits domestic violence aficionado against world’s least effective politician 

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    April 20, 2015 @ 11:33 pm

    BTL #151 - SINGLE IN THE SENATE - 4/21/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1.  Marco Rubio spends his first week on the campaign trail presenting diametrically opposed ideas on numerous subjects

    2. The Ted Cruz Super PAC trilogy teases a mythical tale of blockbuster proportions

    3. Why is Lindsay Graham still single?  Fox News and Brain Trust Live discuss.

    4. Hillary, Huma, and the whole Scooby gang begin their storied road trip to rural Iowa with a burrito, a Liz Warren compliment, and a dream

    5. We’re 91% closer to having a Chick-fil-a in the White House thanks to Lindsey Graham

    6. Animals are literally falling from the sky, an in-depth analysis

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    February 11, 2015 @ 12:30 am

    BTL #141 - ADVICE ON LICKING SUBWAY POLES - 2/11/15

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. Brian Williams can’t know what traumatic events did or did not involve him or somebody else in either Iraq or some other country


    2. Greece isn’t afraid to tell Germany what they really think about modern-day loans and you know, World War II

    3. The house can’t remember why they’re trying to repeal Obamacare for the 56th time, but they CAN remember why Texas is awesome, and that almost makes the same point, right?

    4. Political heavyweights like the 90s era governor of New York and the former governor of Virginia toss their hats into the 2016 ring.  Book deals for everybody!

    5. Ben Carson, the only tea-party approved pediatric neurosurgeon, makes the accidental error of showing a basic understanding of science

    6. Rep./Male Model Aaron Schock needs you to know that he is not a “Downton Abbey” fan despite his office’s peacock feather decor

    7. NYers get the go-ahead from scientists to clean up the subway’s pesky bubonic plague germs by licking subway poles

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    February 3, 2015 @ 12:46 am

    BTL #140 - AWESOME CHALLENGES - 1/3/15

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. Sunday’s American Anti-Wife Beating Commercial Day ended, tellingly, with a brawl 

    2. Reminder: Jeb Bush is the bullying, pothead Bush child that didn’t even make it to Yale, and we know it wasn’t because of the cost

    3. Hillary Clinton will enjoy several more months of running for president without actually running 

    4. Romney may be gone but his legacy is not forgotten as a new generation of GOP hopefuls face the awesome challenges of public chair-sitting

    5. We’ll name every traitorous Democrat that voted for Keystone this week and put them in our anti-prayers

    6. D’Angelo is a person we can appreciate without listening to

    7. Science has finally proven what this podcast proves every week: that liberals are biologically superior

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    January 26, 2015 @ 12:50 am

    BTL #139 - SARAH PALIN’S A-GAME - 1/26/15

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. Snappy State of the Union is followed by bread-bags and wig-hair in world’s most dramatic drop-off. 


    2. Greatest event in the history of the world descends upon Iowa, showering the state in racist quips, Hillary hatred, and groundbreaking (well...incorrect) word use. 

    3. Future car-elevator companions Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney share a gentlemanly lunch, studiously avoid topics of any sort.

    4. New York is having two very New York problems this week: ethics scandals and fare increases.  We’re most upset about the latter.

    5. Does anybody know ISIS’s phone number?  Japan is trying to call them.

    6. When Glenn Beck pays for a concert, Glenn Beck expects Billy Joel to bring his freaking A-game!

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