A totally genius analysis of the week’s political news from two certified brains. Ready to resist, progressive AF. Podcast posted weekly since 2012.
Episodes
Monday Nov 23, 2015
Monday Nov 23, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. Apparently the line in Louisiana politics is TWO prostitution scandals. Still okay: 1 prostitution scandal, 1 exorcism.
2. Darkhorse candidate “Wouldn’t Vote” sneaking up on Ted Cruz and the other frontrunners in latest GOP polling
3. Julia Brownley, world’s most desperate Democrat, won’t help world’s most desperate refugees
4. Jeb! Bush is the only GOP candidate forgetting to make coded Nazi references in discussion of our refugee policy
5. Anonymous will defeat ISIS using the most annoying meme ever created: we’re apparently “Never Gonna Give You Up” rick-rolling
6. Trump supporters show themselves to be, just as we suspected, a literal racist mob
7. Sarah Palin...is planning to do something - we think - according to what we imagine she was trying to say using a collection of words
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Monday Nov 16, 2015
Monday Nov 16, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. Terrorists are out to ruin Lila’s birthday, which is just like terrorists to do
2. Terrible attacks in Western Europe lead many to the discovery that terrorist attacks are happening constantly and all over the world. It’s a dangerous place!
3. GOP Debate #4 ends with a sad plea by moderators promising that economic issues can totally be interesting sometimes
4. Knee-Jerk Hillary Clinton turns out to sound a lot like Rudolph Giuliani at Saturday’s super secret Democratic debate
5. College protests start up in Missouri, end with Yale students hating John Calhoun and Chris Christie hating Obama
6. SCOTUS will now determine whether they meant to give us any abortion rights at all
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Monday Nov 09, 2015
Monday Nov 09, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
2. Ben Carson goes on the defensive about his bio, promising Americans from the bottom of his heart that he definitely did stab somebody
3. Nothing’s funny about the Keystone pipeline, so hooray! We’ll never have to mention it ever again!
4. Jeb can fix it. Not his image, but “it” is all taken care of. Whew.
5. MSNBC’s Democratic forum is forgotten about by 99.9% of the 2% of people who even knew about it in the first place
6. Fox News gets the facts right, the tone confusingly wrong, while reporting on this month’s jobs numbers
7. Christians rush to the rescue of a heartbroken Baby Jesus, who in addition to taking on all of our sin now must mourn the loss of his beloved Starbucks seasonal cups
8. Sinkhole Radio returns with warnings about the many dangers, both syrup and parking-related, of going to an IHOP
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Sunday Oct 18, 2015
Sunday Oct 18, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. America got our first, and what we hope will be our last, look at Lincoln Chafee and Jim Webb at the Democratic Debate.
2. Joe Biden’s decision is STILL coming soon. He knows he has to make it BEFORE people start voting, right?
3. We finally found something we agree with Trump and Carson on - that their next debate should only be two hours long.
4. Six GOP candidates will soon learn what all of the rest of Earth already knows - that they have no prayer of being president
5. Apparently the US Government and Fox News have an equally careful vetting process
6. If there’s one thing Rand Paul hates more than polling at 2%, it’s a “dumbass” livestream
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Sunday Sep 27, 2015
Sunday Sep 27, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. Hey guys, what does it mean that Boehner is being remembered by Democrats as a great compromiser? Should we be concerned?
2. Walker can’t stand the figurative and literal heat at the Reagan library GOP debates
3. Florida’s entry into the GOP race is on the rise...it’s just not Bush
4. The Democratic poll numbers are fucking bananas
5. Pope’s visit finally puts the spotlight on the greatest celebrity water thief in American history. Somebody elected this person to office, btw.
6. Who would have guessed that the makers of the adorable Beetle hatchback would be up to something so nefarious? Only students of German history.
7. Brazen sea turtle riding on the rise in...you guessed it...Florida!
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Monday Aug 31, 2015
Monday Aug 31, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. “Surprising” new Iowa polls show that everything we’ve always said would happen is happening now in Iowa, where we said it would happen
2. GOP candidates are ready with plans for our next immigration war with...Canada?
3. O’Malley and Sanders are not afraid to get all up in Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s face
4. Apparently stealing a single Mountain Dew while Black (#SMDWB?) in America is yet another offense police punish by death
5. The sanitation strike in Beirut is bad enough that it’s spawned a rare multi-religious movement (as well as great PR for their new sanitation service, Uber)
6. VMA’s are happening. Ew.
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Sunday Aug 23, 2015
Sunday Aug 23, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. Brent went to the Iowa State fair for you, so you wouldn’t have to eat fried butter.
2. Americans can rest easy knowing that Donald Trump has promised to never ride a bicycle or eat Oreos ever again. Whew, relief!
3. Scott Walker has an opinion on the 14th Amendment. Actually, he has all of the opinions.
4. Hillary Clinton email scandal has gotten so bad, even Joe Biden thinks maybe he could be president now.
5. Greek prime minister calls news elections in effort to run against his past sel
6. Ashley Madison leak provides most comprehensive list of evangelical Christians ever compiled
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Sunday Aug 09, 2015
Sunday Aug 09, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. We recount every moment you wanted to relive at the first official Republican Debate. So...basically all of them.
2. Like women who can’t shut down pregnancies in cases of “legitimate” rape, the GOP can’t seem to shut down the compulsion to make insensitive comments about women
3. Hillary’s Dems to their own base: Hey guys, is debating really the answer when we’ve already chosen the candidate?
4. Schumer comes out against Iran deal because, why not be a tool?
5. Like the rest of mainstream history, gay history is now popular enough to be whitewashed in film
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Sunday Aug 02, 2015
Sunday Aug 02, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. First GOP debate just days away and there is no way to discredit Trump in time. Lookout!
2. Huckabee plans to distinguish himself before the debates as the only candidate ready to call the military in to stop your abortion
3. Obama will introduce new climate change measures, but not in time to stop this nightmarish heatwave in Iran
4. Black lives may not matter to some Americans, but lion lives sure do. A dead lion trumps another police murder as the week’s top story.
5. Send your computer friends to Canada, guys. Turns out American streets are not safe for hitchhiking robots.
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Monday Jun 29, 2015
Monday Jun 29, 2015
In Which We Discuss:
1. SCOTUS continues it’s move to the left as Scalia continues his slow descent into jiggery-pokery
2. Alabama and Bree Newsome show SC and America that taking an offensive flag down is as easy as...removing a flag
3. Bernie Sanders proves he’s a contender by facing his first slate of attacks...ever.
4. Bobby Jindal announces presidential run in homemade horror film
5. It only takes two words to explain why abstinence-only education doesn’t work: Bristol Palin
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