BTL #91 - ICE CREAM SOCIALITES - 1/07/14

In Which We Discuss:

1. The North Pole gets lost, can now be found wandering aimlessly through Wisconsin

2. Rep. Boehner pats self on back for successfully carrying out the least productive year in Congressional history

3. A brief review of just how right we were in 2013

4. The Christmas Eve spin machine goes into overdrive

5. This week on Hillary Pillory: Clinton SuperPACs are already competing to run her campaign into the ground before it starts

6.  Family-hating Virginia resident Liz Cheney pulls out of Wyoming senate primary against well-liked ice-cream socialite Mike Enzi

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