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    October 25, 2015 @ 10:55 pm

    BTL #174 - POLITICALLY SUICIDAL - 10/26/15

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. Benghazi hearings prove that Hillary Clinton could have been a champion filibusterer. Oh, what could have been!


    2. The Democratic post-debate carnage was so bad that they lost candidates who weren’t even running.

    3. Sorry Jeb!, it turns out that all the money in the world can’t buy you...campaign contributors?

    4. Iowa Frontrunner Ben Carson’s biggest political weakness turns out to be his only professional qualification

    5. Paul Ryan’s diagnosis after joining the speaker race: politically suicidal.  Let’s have some fun!

    6. House needs a pick-me-up after failed Benghazi hearings, decides to repeal Obamacare again because that’s always comforting

    7. No matter where he is, what he’s doing, or which gays he’s passing judgement on, David Vitter will hire a prostitute because regular friend won’t have sex with you for money

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    September 8, 2015 @ 12:14 am

    BTL #169 - LABOR DAY - 9/8/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. The latest polls prove that America is ready to accept almost anyone other than another Bush or Clinton

    2.  Europe is Shocked, Shocked, SHOCKED that over 3 million Syrians don’t really want to stay in war-torn Syria

    3. Hillary Clinton is outed as America’s unsung gefilte fish hero

    4. Some enticing offers from the GOP front: Jeb Bush will speak Spanish wherever he damn well pleases, and Donald trump will be “good at the military”

    5. Democrats finally rustle up enough Democrats to back Obama’s Democratic Iran deal

    6. Thrice married and unwed mother Kim Davis becomes hero for Christians everywhere

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    July 12, 2015 @ 11:01 pm

    BTL #162 - THE DEFINITION OF UNITY IS HATING TIME WARNER - 7/12/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1.  Bernie Sanders hates your cable company just as much as you, and that’s why he’s can be the President.

    2. Alan Grayson has a novel idea: running as an actual Democrat in a Democratic primary.  Guess who the establishment people are supporting…

    3. Donald Trump reminds us that he’s, “like, a really smart person.”  His surge in the polls proves that Republican primary voters are, like, really dumb people.

    4. Jeb Bush currently has all the money but don’t worry, if you work longer hours it’ll trickle down.  That’s worked in history, right?

    5.  If Germany can Shock Doctrine Greece, does this mean that California can Shock Doctrine Kansas and get rid of Sam Brownback?

    6.Why can Republicans never remember the third thing?  Now even Texas border states are suffering from this scourge.

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    May 25, 2015 @ 9:38 pm

    BTL #156 - FAMILY TIES - 5/26/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. Mitch McConnell becomes the first man in history to accomplish the task of making John Boehner look competent

    2. Southern Republican Leadership Conference polls members, chooses flavor of the month, gives Ted Cruz’s father the platform he’s been waiting for

    3. GOP hopefuls know ISIS is a problem, promise that after the primary, they’ll come up with a plan

    4. Turns out you only need the first 14 Duggars to generate the incest-y scandal we’ve been anticipating

    5. Mike Huckabee’s knows for certain that we’d NEVER tolerate allowing SCOTUS to choose the president.  He’s a walking encyclopedia...of non-facts.

    6. Hillary Clinton doesn’t remember that  that failed 2008 run and, according to her resume, neither should you

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    May 11, 2015 @ 11:49 pm

    BTL #154 - BIBLE BOMBSHELL - 5/12/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. Seymour Hersh bombshell: Osama bin Laden is still dead.  Carry on.

    2. Hillary Clinton’s new media strategy is to pretend there is no media

    3. Lap band surgery was probably cheaper than Chris Christie’s football game concessions

    4. The Sheldon Adelson solo primary claims another victim: common sense

    5. Republican candidates hawk Bible cures for your diabetes and tax woes because...pseudoscience

    6. Somebody finally stood their ground and shot George Zimmerman in the face

    7. Texas does the most Texas-y thing even attempted

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    March 24, 2015 @ 11:11 pm

    BTL #147 - CANADIAN GAMES - 3/24/15

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. First ever Canadian candidate officially declares his intention to run in the 2016 American presidential race.  CANADA IS FINALLY TRYING THIS, GUYS!!

    2. Hillary Clinton promises that from now on she’ll tell the press directly if she’s going to yoga

    3. Israel choses hate over peace, spying over diplomacy, bad polling over good polling.  Obama chooses letting them fuck off over actually caring anymore.

    4. GOP Congress gets another chance to totally bungle the budget process this week

    5. Happy Birthday to the only 5 year old on earth you’d actually want to hang out with...Obamacare!

    6. Floridians now required to seek medical attention for belief in climate science, daring to improve the gene pool

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    February 24, 2015 @ 12:41 am

    BTL #143 - BRIEF LESSONS IN FEMALE ANATOMY - 2/24/15

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. You’d think an Oscars this political would be less boring...and yet...

    2. GOP’s DHS Greek tragedy leaves us asking why they feel so compelled to destroy even things they love

    3. Brian Williams-hater Bill O’Reilly is totally just jealous because his fake combat story is totally fucking lame

    4. Jeb Bush successfully proves that his foreign policy agenda isn’t like his brother’s...it’s more like Herman Cain’s.

    5. Hillary Clinton and every single nobody in America is running for president in 2016.

    6. In case you were wondering whether a swallowed camera pill might end up in your vagina...oh, wait, you weren’t?

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    December 21, 2014 @ 7:32 pm

    BTL #136 - CONCEDING TO GOOD IDEAS - 12/22/14

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. Obama establishes full diplomatic relations with Cuba, angering conservative Floridians everywhere.  Because nothing says “conceding to tyranny” like diplomatic relations!


    2. Governor Andrew Cuomo finally confirms what everyone with flammable drinking water has known for ages, bans fracking in New York

    3. Remember that movie that you weren’t going to see with your family on Christmas, The Interview?  You can now carry on with that plan guilt-free after Sony pulls it over possible North Korean terrorist threats. 

    4. NY Mag follows in Rolling Stone’s lazy footsteps by not checking any sources in Stuyvesant student’s fake $72 million dollar stock market fortune.

    5. Mitt Romney still leads republican presidential polls?  Thankfully Donald Trump looks to challenge him in a battle for the nomination, and title of most out of touch uber-rich old white man in America.

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    September 28, 2014 @ 10:43 pm

    BTL #125 - TOWNS WITH DOORS - 9/29/14

    In Which We Discuss:

    1. A couple of ISIS bombings and Republicans are already excited about the prospect of boots on the ground in unnecessary war.

    2. Thanks to Senate discord, Eric Holder’s resignation might end up just being for show.

    3. After Obama’s fake #lattesalute gaffe, how long will we have to wait for a pumpkin spice latte salute campaign from Starbucks (#PSL).

    4. The struggle is real for would-be murderers who just happen to be Muslim.  It’s hard to be notorious when Al Qaeda gets all the credit for your crimes. 

    5. Value Voters can’t decide whether gay marriage is just boring or a scourge on society, but they all seem to know who Ben Carson is.

    6. Self-appointed Real-Life Disney Princess sues Disney for stealing her tale of having a sister and living in a village with doors.

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    July 21, 2014 @ 11:26 pm

    BTL #117 - HOW MANY CALIFORNIAS IS ENOUGH? - 7/22/14

    In Which We Discuss:


    1. CNN granted new lease on life by the latest war-zone air-travel tragedy, now in a position to accidentally report real news.  


    2. John Kerry taking his meeting-about-a-meeting diplomacy tour to Israel, plans to offer no concessions to anybody.


    3. Granted YMCA camp sounds terrible, but not as terrible as not being able to tell the difference between laughing children and South American refugees.


    4. Todd Akin returns just in time to legitimately rape the GOP’s 2014 election prospects.


    5. Science finally proves what we’ve always hoped was true -- that conservatives are biologically different.  Too bad they don’t believe in science.


    6. This week on Hillary Pillory: Hillary Clinton carries W’s famously compassionate conservative mantle at a true meeting of the minds - an Insurance industry confab.


    7. Apparently Silicon Valley technology is now in the business of manufacturing voters to sign the 6 Californias petition.


    8. Also, SINKHOLES.  So, like, that.


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