A totally genius analysis of the week’s political news from two certified brains. Ready to resist, progressive AF. Podcast posted weekly since 2012.
Episodes
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
2. Dedicated to his reality show craft, the Donald is now toiling in melodramatic tax, porn and beauty pageant drama
3. 2016: The year of the anti-endorsement
4. Based on the length of the 233 page California Voter Information Guide, the plastic bag industry may be pissed, but the paper industry is probably celebrating
5. Californians might not have to live to see the outcome of this horrible presidential race due to apocalyptic earthquakes
6. Senators furious Obama doesn’t control the laws of time and space, mad he can’t make it two days ago so they can go back and listen to him
Monday Sep 05, 2016
Monday Sep 05, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
1. If the worst thing that will happen under a Clinton regime is taco trucks appearing on every corner, sign us up!
2. Hillary Clinton doesn’t remember whether she has email problems or not as well as 38 other things that may or may not be important
3. Clinton kidnapped by rich donors, forced to make pleasant small talk with people just like her
4. Polls indicate that hatred for Clinton is still high enough that Donald Trump could be the president.
5. You know the fracking science is bad if even Oklahoma is taking it seriously
6. Michelle Bachmann. Still insane. Still amazing. Still suffering from crazy-eye syndrome.
Monday Aug 29, 2016
Monday Aug 29, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
1. John McCain battles for his political life - and his actual life - in upcoming his Arizona primary
2. Doctor’s for both presidential candidates assert they’ll live forever. Unfortunately.
3. First rule of joining the alt right movement: Don’t talk about the alt right movement
4. Trump now isn’t so sure about the only thing he’s ever been sure about - deporting Mexicans
5. Revolutions are happening at every level in the new Sanders organization Our Revolution
6. Corporations continue to conspire with lawmakers to keep life-saving drugs from life-endangered Americans
Sunday Jul 31, 2016
Sunday Jul 31, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
2. The state that invented Gore-Tex and other important facts from the DNC Roll Call.
3. Hey guys, sometimes democracy means allowing the California delegation into the hall, protesters and all.
4. Tim Kaine is still boring and, oops, still not as pro-choice as actual pro-choice people are!
5. Trump has a violent physical reaction to hearing real policy discussions
6. How to contribute to the fight against Il Duce if you still aren’t enthused by Hillary Clinton
Sunday Jul 24, 2016
Sunday Jul 24, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
1. Thanks to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, we’re starting to worry that all of our conspiracy theories are true
2. Newsflash: Physically indistinct white man to remain VP for the rest of time
3. Billionaire corporation to endorse Clinton at DNC, and every day after
4. Looks like Superdelegates will be losing their cape
5. Real Talk: Nobody should dance at the RNC
6. Trump is the magic wand presenting Grand Wizard Duke with his next victims
Monday Jul 11, 2016
Monday Jul 11, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
1. Now is the time for us to come together as Americans and ask Twitter where the nearest BLM protest is
2. Given every opportunity to step in it following the zillions of shootings and protests this week, Trump failed to even generate a sub-headline. What kind of media master is he?
3. Rep. Jason Chaffetz believes his crack team of PIs at the Congressional Oversight Committee will find a Clinton indictment where the FBI couldn’t.
4. Fingers crossed that the GOP veepstakes result in Zootopia 2016: Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump’s national tour of America’s zoos. The zoo animal vote is in the bag!
5. 2016 is the kind of year where neither party’s platform includes a position on one of our most influential trade policies but both include multiple positions on many others
6. Following in the footsteps of GM and Yahoo, the UK will fix the Brexit mess by allowing a woman to go down for it.
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
Well...this week on the podcast, we’re starting a little differently. Yes, we’ll cover Brexit, the House sit-in, the latest polls, Veepstakes, and Rubio, but first join us on the other side of the theme music for highlights from the most important news story in this very packed week: Our two days at Politicon!
Sunday Jun 19, 2016
Sunday Jun 19, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
2. Chris Murphy and a bunch of other indistinguishable senators are newly minted American heroes after joining a 15 hour real-life, talking, standing, and non-bathroom-using filibuster!
3. Much to the presidential contenders’ chagrin, Orlando shooter turns out to be just another American-issued wack-job
4. Bernie Sanders is still running for president, and he thinks you should too
5. Sen. Marco Rubio suddenly hesitant to give up cush job he never goes to anyway
6. Brexit is not a kind of adorable British biscuit. It’s deadly.
7. Guys, what if Newt Gingrich becomes Trump’s VP? Then what?
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
2. No wonder they never give California contested primaries. We totally fucked it up.
3. Now is the time for politicians who enjoy having jobs to kiss the ring...
4. ...unless that ring is gaudy and gold-plated, in which case they’ll just wink at it
5. Conspiracy theories are legitimately coming true in Clinton email-gate 2016
6. Donald Trump ramps up for a windfall of establishment money, hypocrisy
7. It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Bilderberg, the get-away for the wannabe-illuminati. [Note: Beyonce will not be in attendance.]
Monday Jun 06, 2016
Monday Jun 06, 2016
In Which We Discuss:
1. Whether Bernie wins California or not, at least he got to call numbers at drag queen bingo this weekend.
2. The most progressive event in the history of the world happened in Oakland this week
3. The details of Hillary Clinton’s foreign policy address are as follows: Donald Trump is a nincompoop
4. Donald Trump angry that we’re letting qualified American-born US Citizens to levy judgments in the court system. Apparently that’s not one of the steps to making America great again.
5. Trump declares that he has a personal African-American. “Proves it” with a stock photo of an unsuspecting african american family that are definitely not Trump supporters.
6. Paul Ryan: 2016 Panic Endorser
7. We’re very excited to see the music video event generated by Obama’s rumored Beyonce army
Oh, and thanks for coming to see us at the Electric Youth Show at the Clubhouse Theater yesterday! We had so much fun!